Proof that girls are evil

just 4 fun: Proof that girls are evil
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GREAT LAW OF BOYS ;)


GREAT LAW OF BOYS defines Girls as :-Girls are physical entities which require money and time and their magnitude was practically found to be equal to product of money and time.SI unit $sec ($second)

[it should be noted that they are dot product of money and time and are vector quantities.They are always directed towards the direction of money.]

So conclusion is girl=money.time_______|1|

But as we all know earning money requires time and hence money is directly proportional to Time (this was proved experimentally by a boy genius)
We there fore get
money=k time
here k is proportionality constant .Its value is made 1 by chosing suitable Unit for money.

=> money =time

now putting value of tim in eq.|1| we get
girl=money.money=money^2 ( square of money)_____ |2|

but as we all know that mone is rot of all evil

therefore money= (evil)^1/2 |under root of evil |


substituting new value of money in eq.|2|

girl = (evil^1/2)^2 [square of under root evil]
=> girl = evil

thus according GREAT LAW OF BOYS girls are evil..

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DISCLAIMER
if u r a girl

:)

u can't kill me 4 that if u r a girl Bcos i have not created it i have just modified it.
But yes I have modified it a lot EVEN much more then a lot !!!!!!!! I had warned u in the begining 8)

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Note:
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